Pinned Post
Mistress Cobalt
Mistress Cobalt @cobalt-lair3

And I’m the best there’s ever been because the way I do anything is the way I do everything.

Mistress Cobalt
Mistress Cobalt @cobalt-lair3

Here’s your daily dose of Cobalt! (Yah, this changes everyday, just like a newspaper).

When you tip Me $50.00 I’ll rate that pathetic excuse you refer to as a penis.
When you tip Me $55.00 I’ll not only rate it but I’ll also tell you what’s wrong with it.

By the way, it’s a safe bet that you’ve probably blown at least $55.00 on restaraunt meals that absolutely sucked ass so there’s your incentive.

Need I say more?

Mistress Cobalt
Mistress Cobalt @cobalt-lair3

When I’ve got openings, when I don’t for the month of May!

Mistress Cobalt
Mistress Cobalt @cobalt-lair3

Wikipedia needs to post this photo next the phrase “All of that & a bag of chips” /